7 Ways To SAY NO When Your Man Wants To Enter The “Back Door”
From YourTango.com
According to [the Frisky blogger] Amelia, anal sex is one of the things men love that women just don’t understand. Well, guys love the booty and they love doin’ the butt even more than chicken wings, gadgets, and boobies combined! While Dr. V [of the Frisky] has been teaching all of us how to have anal sex, not everyone is down for that kind of lesson.
Now I don’t want to seem uptight, I know it’s perfectly safe and, in some cases, really effective. But personally, I’ve already been schooled in anal and although I flunked the final exam, I refuse to retake the class again, if you know what I mean. So, here’s how I’ve gotten out of doing that kind of homework over the years with my 7 Excuses To Get Out Of Anal Sex:
1. Birth Defect: This one is my infallible favorite. How’s he going to question a medical problem in your tush? Most guys won’t ask for all the gory details because it sounds like a whole mess of TMI. Although, if you’re dating a doctor, you may want to go with #’s 2-7 (especially #6).
2. Indian Or Mexican Food: “Sorry baby, I ate some Vepam-Poo Rasam for lunch.” Poo is friggin’ in the name—nuff said!
3. Backed Up: Okay, so I know [the Frisky blogger] Wendy told us to never tell a dude you’re constipated, but desperate times call for desperate measures! It should get you out of stuffing more back there.
4. Is It Your Birthday?: Reserving anal as a special once a year experience can make it more exciting… Okay, and it really helps you avoid it the other 364 days a year. We all get to do what we want on our birthdays, so that feels like a natural time to let him go crazy on your caboose. And hey, when your birthday rolls around, maybe you can return the favor.
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I’ve been dating this yound lady now for about 4 months. I’m not sure that she’s fels me as I do her. The reason I think as I do is she says she’s not an affectionate person because she was not raised with a lot of love and affection in her household. I find this odd because she has 2 children. Aside from that we get along really well, the communication is on par. I suspect there could be an ex-guy that could still have her heart and she hasn’t been able to let that go yet or she’s not as into me as I mentioned earlier. I’d hate to let go of a good woman, but I wouldn’t want to chase my tail knowing that I’ll never catch it. Am I overthinking this or could there be some truth in my speculations?